PowerPoint Presentation on Why You Should Date Me!

posted by Kerry Collins - 

I'm not sure if this is a brilliantly original idea...or if its a pathetic attempt to draw blood from a stone...but a student at the University of Minnesota created an entire PowerPoint presentation on why the guy she likes should go out with her!

Lizzy Fenton pitched to her crush "Sick of your family nagging you to get a serious girlfriend? Look no further.” and then went on to give bullet points on why she's a great catch including:

  • “I have an edgy yet tasteful sense of humor that will be sure to win the approval of your mother.”
  • "I can support myself"
  • "I can support you"
  • "In the event of financial crisis, I have wealthy, behind the scenes benefactors (parents) that can spot me cash"
  • "My boob exhibit steady growth over time"

Sounds like a catch to me!!!  Unfortunately the guy she's into and made the presentation for wasn't impressed and posted "This is very nice. Please stop contacting me.”


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